What would you have done?

so all the clubs here in San Jose CR are accually brothels. I have never paid for sex because I dont need to. But normally a woman you have sex with will want food, clothes, whatever so I was thinking of changing my ways. I met this fine woman (turned out she was older than my mom). She wanted 20 bux (lol it would cost me more to get in a club and pay for a few drinks before i even meet a non-hooker girl) and I was thinking about it. I told her I was nervious about STDS and she said "dont worry sweety I get tested every 3 months. WOOOOOOOOOOOWAHHHHHT. How many penisis have been in there in 3 months (not to mention they dont test guys.......) thats like having sex with a million people. There was no way this old whore didnt have something so I left with my friend. The way I see it I got something from her I would regret my stupidity for the rest of my life, not worth an orgasm I can get a better woman when I am home.